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Chel

Overheard in the Scarlychel household:

"I want a raspberry pi and a cute little lego case for it"

(...)

"IT COULD GO IN A DATA CENTER"

- Scarly

🤦

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Chel

everything should have a cute mascot tbh

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Chel

when @Scarly spends too much time coding weird stuff starts comin outta her mouth and i just gotta be like... "yeah, no, you're not doing that, that doesn't make any sense"

gotta protect her from herself sometimes :blobsleepless:

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Chel

boredom, it stalks me

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Chel

food-ish 

the best food related purchase I've ever made was a sous vide circulator back in 2017 on a cyber monday sale

makes meat prep infinitely easier compared to other methods, with predictable high quality results every damn time

i could never, ever go back :psyduck:

(came to mind since I just tossed some cheap pork chops into the water for dinner)

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Chel

if I ever own a house I want my back yard to double as a crow sanctuary. :blobhyperthink:

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Scarly Crow

listening to trip hop while coding is praxis

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Chel

sadly, my attempt to sneak a single pringle into @Scarly 's bowl of Doritos failed

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Chel

this message brought to you by the council for spoon preservation

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Chel

okay real talk

what good is science if it can't give me self cleaning dishes? cmon

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Chel

so I've purchased a few games made by folks on the fediverse, and am interested in getting some more as time goes by

anyone have suggestions? :blobthinking:

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Chel

honestly I remember thinking it was a big deal when I hit like... 200 posts over on the birdsite tbh, so this is kinda amusing to me

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Chel

honestly don't know how y'all aren't already sick of me

unless... unless you are, and you're just being quiet about it :psyduck:

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Sally Strange

@scarly
*Hospital gets new patient information software* "Gee I wish the programmers had talked to some nurses and doctors instead of just other programmers"
*School gets new student assessment software* "Gee I wish the programmers had talked to some teachers and students instead of just other programmers"
*Construction company gets new materials tracking software* "Gee I wish the programmers had talked to some installers and estimators etc"

Just a trend I've noticed

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Scarly Crow

looking at my old code like "what were you thinking, scarly? i'm taking away your python now before you hurt anyone."

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Chel

seeing ads for Sunless Skies on half the sites I have whitelisted, and I'm just like... okay, sure, y'all got me figured out, but what you don't know is that I already bought the game 🤷

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Chel

@Scarly 's notifications have been going crazy all day, and she's all like "OMG WHAT IS GOING ON" and it's beautiful and adorable

(just like she is TBH)

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Round Meat on Bone Enjoyer

My endgame is to become mutuals with every bird in the fediverse and I need YOUR help

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Chel

me whenever @Scarly starts working on a new project: :blobaww: :blobaww: :blobaww:

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Scarly Crow

non-programmers are an important part of open source projects. non-programmer contributions are valid and useful and not second tier or otherwise less valuable.

it's easy to say programmers are the only value-add when you're fortunate enough to have enough non-programmers that you can take them for granted.

if you take away the feature requests, translations, and general chatter - many OSS projects would have never been more than flawed, narrow use case tech demos.

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