Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech
You: I love Campbell's chicken soup
Me, parachuting into your mentions: make your own soup, it's not hard
You: I don't want to
Me: you just need chicken wings, carrots, celery, onions, garlic— put it all in your slow cooker
You: I don't have one
Me: you need one! A good one is only about $100
You: I just want Campbell's
Me: uh, ok, but you really don't know what goes into it, it's not safe. Don't complain when you get sick
Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech
@Louisa don't forget to invest in my decentralized soup, it will solve all the world's problems
