blood, minor injury, cleaning shitpost 

Cleaned the kitchen cuz somebody is coming over for dinner later? Check.

Tore a huge chunk out of my finger on accident and covered the counters in blood? Check.

I'm ready to be gay. :blood_drops:

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blood, minor injury, cleaning shitpost 

@Lumb this could be so me last year I wanted to cut a salami To make a surprise dinner for my boyfriend when he arrived with the the train in minutes the nicely decorated plate was uneatable except if he was a vampire

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