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Shel For The Public

uspol 

centrists: you leftists calling for communism. Be grateful we don't have the Stasi watching your every move

leftist A: Hey comrade i forget is it the NSA, FBI, CIA, or ICE who gets pinged if i say "communism" in a text message

leftist B: that's the CIA. the FBI gets pinged if you say "black power", the NSA gets pinged if you say "Chelsea Manning" and ICE gets pinged if you say "Bodega"

Leftist A: ohhh ok thank you thank you

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Coda

“autistic culture is having to find a way to come to terms with the fact that your own communication will always be judged solely by your specific word choices, but that you will always be expected to only hear other peoples' intention regardless of their word choices.”

twitter.com/mykola/status/1133

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@DangerDyke
Had to do this one 3 times because my capital B was never satisfying
"Be gay, do crimes!" written in…
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Saphora

RT @curaffairs@twitter.com

in defense of the milkshake approach. currentaffairs.org/2019/05/in-

🐦🔗: twitter.com/curaffairs/status/

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alice
Literally so fucking happy to be trans
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Winter :autism:
Yep still gay
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alice
Awoooo ^•^
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Saphora

RT @havi@twitter.com

VITAL UPDATE: my road runner porch-buddy used to run away if I wanted a pic but now when he catches a lizard he KNOCKS ON MY DOOR and then parades his catch around and poses, it’s amazing. Who’s a good boy! Mr Meepmeep! 😍

🐦🔗: twitter.com/havi/status/112990

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Ellie

boost to honor this now-famous image (cw: gun)

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alice

selfie ec boosts required 

I did my makeup and sources indicate that I look cute as fuck tonight 😊💕
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Saphora

RT @BellaRizinti@twitter.com

Happy #LesbianDayOfVisibility to ALL lesbians.
#LWithTheT ✊🏽❤️💙🏳️‍🌈

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BellaRizinti/statu

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juliebean

idea: you know how libraries have ways too look up books in other libraries so you can loan them out even if your local branch doesn't have a copy? what if we extended that so that individual people could sign up, and catelogue their own books so they could more easily be shared. so someone could go to the library to find d&d books and instead of being disappointed they could digitally request my Book of Vile Darkness or whatever and i'd bring it by the branch for them to pick up.

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Piper

[polyamorous hobbit voice] but what about second girlfriend

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Ben Lubar (any pronouns)

pokemon is stored in the balls

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Harp the Wigglytuff

i expect tomorrow i'll wake up to a thousand screaming angry replies, but i regret to inform you that to make an accurate computer model, one must first know what the model should do, and In Biology, We Very Much Know Fuckin Shit My Guys, My Dudes, We Are Idiots, We Have No Got Dam Clue My Friends

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this is my old account

the vengeance bus is coming

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TransMediaWatch

There are trans people out there trying to cope in isolation. There are many who face daily abuse and are convinced that things are only going to get worse. We can't tell you how much the support on the #WithTheT hashtag means to them. #TransDayOfVisibility

twitter.com/TransMediaWatch/st

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TransMediaWatch

We welcome the support we've had from lesbians using the #LWithTheT hashtag and, more recently, gay men using #GWithTheT and bisexual people using #BwiththeT. If you're not in one of those groups, you can still use #WithTheT to show support.

twitter.com/TransMediaWatch/st

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jobot (jean robot)

jag (jean flag)

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will (knzk 4-Eva)

Mailing porn care packages to my European friends

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