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It's clear we lost the fight for Net Neutrality the moment we called it Net Neutrality and not "Patriotically Internet Freedomity"

Couldn't be happier that Star Trek continued on long enough for Star Trek Discovery to give us a canon interpretation of Klingon titties.

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@squirrel Send me a green make her the mutest that I've ever been send her to rips like flowers and rovers and tell her that her lonely fights are over

Would a dick sandwich be two slices of bread with a dick in it or two dicks used as slices of bread...what if you used three dicks, is that a dick dick sandwich or just really gay?

Buy stupid EA games, win the ability to not win stupid EA prizes

@squirrel Speaking of, I'll have to get your rates some time for projects Squirrel as I'm slowly working on a game!

@squirrel I don't know but I bet the OTHER half of the Brandy's got a compelling answer

*drinks half a bottle of brandy* FUCKING TIME TO W ITTE ABOUT FUCKING BOBCATS

KaLY boosted

last time I went on a feels trip I ended up in gaol, stop telling about The Feels.

I lost a vowel but it's okay I don't believe in marriage anyway

there once was a fat ugly pig called twitter, later on it was also a fat ugly pig, eventually it continued to b

Twitter? Never heard of him I declare as I reach for a bottle of steaming hot shit

I followed the rogue bit into the stream and now I think I'm in a bus

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