KaLY @KaL@computerfairi.es

The only April Fools in Australia is the thousands of hard working country fella's that get devoured by Crocodiles every three and a 1/2 seconds

I got seven hands and none of them bite, how am I gonna feed shit

Sorry hun I only fuck vinyl records

InstallShield Wizard, you make things so simple but you're so boring, I don't miss you.

MY HOT GIRLFRIEND THE DEEP STATE

@squirrel I can feel the crispy CRT refresh rate radiation beams from here.

@squirrel I'd really like a side story where an increasingly paranoid Picard believes that everything in his life is an increasingly complicated joke delivered by Q

@squirrel I bet he just blames Q, like every time anything happens "not my fault it was probably Q"

"To Star Trek command, plz don't fire me but I broke the Prime Directive like 8 times today but at least I didn't try and overthrow the federation and murder everybody"

I wonder if Picard ever logged that he violated the Prime Directive in his Captain's log.

"Starfleet takes the Prime Directive very seriously" - biggest lie ever spoken in the history of Star Trek

@squirrel It's not gonna thrill you when I live toot Voyager haha >_____>

The worst part is that the banter between the main TNG cast is starting to take form so it ALMOST makes watching this episode worth it but it's also garbo

"We don't interfere with alien cultures, btw we transported some random kid to hangout and teach your kids about I don't know, warp theory"

Fucking hate thhis

"We can't rescue Weasley due to the Prime Directive with the teleportation beam but let me just take you up INTO FUCKING SPACE AND SHOW YOU YOUR GOD"

Like the whole thing is portrayed as a utopia but answer this one question, how is everyone not INSANELY paranoid about breaking rules ever "oops I accidentally shoplifted, time to go to the execution rooms"

Also the whole fundamental mistake Weasley makes, his crime is an accident - planet of the absence of due process...this episode is such dicks.

"Yeah anyone who breaks any rule on this planet is murdered...why would we bother mentioning that?"

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Oh god it's planet of the naked idiots, man early TNG is so bad just delete it fuuuckkkk

No one can explain where Weasley was getting all his ridiculous hand knitted grandma sweaters in space.