Krishonk @Krishonk@computerfairi.es

reminder, you're a dude, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes

@mxsiege@octodon.social Pretty sure it means "it is okay to use "they" if you don't remember that I'm a dude"

@turochamp I mean, this but unironically
ain't no straight man ever been crucified by a gay lady, last I heard

@SamanthaCayne oh sry just meant would smile

@turochamp every day is already straight pride day

@SamanthaCayne can I pet
with teeth

@desvox I mean, giving someone money is nice but there's better ways to do it.

@doctorow try acting

@desvox same but D: instead

@00dani_ebooks I'm told I'm soft with a slightly less soft core underneath

@danishcookies like I mean if you want to smell like bacon I ain't gon stop you but

@danishcookies yes, but only towards food unless someone's doing it wrong
so don't look appetizing and you're good

yo is it rude if I ask for like a dollar

WE HAVE ONE RULE IN THIS HOUSE YOUNG MAN
YOU COOKED IT, YOU EAT IT

I MEAN UNLESS IT'S REAL NAST THEN JUST THROW IT AWAY AND PUT MORE OF WHATEVER IT WAS ON THE LIST

@bstacey guess everyone needs food, after all

"Don't do what you're told" is the most powerful command that could ever be issued

More Of Enough
macro march is real
lyfuckingwithmyhead