Budi @MagicalBS@computerfairi.es

I make conversation like I'm talking to a group of powerful warriors on their way to defeat the evil lord coming into my house uninvited. Saying stuff like "I just bought lemongrass. I hear it combines well with lemons."

yelling at 1 in the morning at the top of my lungs: TETRIS BATTLE ROYALE HYPE!!!!!!!

*shaking some discount bbq spice mix onto my pinky and rubbing it onto my upper gum* mmm yes this is the pure shit brother

what if i watched zootopia for the 6th time

chef 2 chef harder

maths hard, brain bad

why did i just dream that Ronald McDonald is one of the most powerful assassins who was just about to end me in a nightmare before my alarm went off

@Joystick_Hero@mastodon.social once again crucified by scientists for my way of life 💀

@Joystick_Hero@mastodon.social come play smash joystick 😎

Thinking about Mappy

goshhhh this movie is toooo cute

@Joystick_Hero@mastodon.social saaaame 👴

Why do I have this note on Google Keep? What was I taking note of specifically back then?

The Scorpion King's got more The Rock action but WOW is it a boring movie. 2/5 Rocks. #RockWatch2019 https://letterboxd.com/audiobusting/film/the-scorpion-king/

I also need a first aid kit 😅

I cut my thumb yesterday, and I slowly dipped my middle finger in hot oil today. I should take a little cooking break...

#RockWatch2019 begins with The Mummy Returns, in which The Rock stars as... some ancient Egyptian.... ruler? I don't know. He's barely in it, and he's more MacGuffin than actual character. The movie's better than I thought it would be otherwise, though. I rate it 1 out ot 5 Rocks.
https://letterboxd.com/audiobusting/film/the-mummy-returns/

This year I'll be attempting what I've wanted to do for years now: to watch all existing movies starring the movie actor (not the wrestler) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Let's do this... #RockWatch2019

Yall better complain all day all year cause it's twenty-whine-teen babyyy

It's 2019 and I'm already getting upset at AdCap-style parallel worlds clicker design. What's the point if it's not geometric!