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food but it's made up of ingredients that are TECHNICALLY correct but not right.
like
pizza
except the base isn't pizza bread, it's a cut open pitta bread instead that's lain out flat
it's ketchup instead of tomato puree/sauce
the cheese is actually soft cheese of some kind like philadelphia or even better DAIRYLEA/LAUGHING COW
instead of pepperoni slices someone's just put sausages on it . whole ones.
food, silliness, oh god no what am i doing stop
@Nine it makes sense 'cause ketchup is kinda sweat! and soft cheeses are also.... kinda sweat? 🤔
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@Nine i love this
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@Nine *rolls ketchup and slices of tomato into a tortilla* calzone
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@Fidgetcetera im so proud of you
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@Nine ummmm.
... aside from the meats[1] and probably with some veggies that's, like,.... a thing i totally used to do!
...
it was pretty tasty, honestly?
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uh. but also, like, ha ha highschool was fuckin' ~wild~, right???
...
basically.
[1] at the time for religious reasons; 🤷