Y'all cowards all "oh I love big monster girls. How about a [QUEER ALEGORY] one?" Never an umber hulk or a shambling mass or a grell or a roving mauler. Cowards.
@LANthus also a shoggoth who's actually super shy and gentle and soft but just loves everyone and just wants to hug but is too timid and full of timidness and they do this like full shambling mass blush when they get embarassed