Tired: hedge funds
Wired: a fund set up for your plant girlfriend who lives as/in a hedgerow so she can get by in a society that just doesn't understand she can't "go out and get a job" because she has to stay rooted to the earth like 80% of the day to get enough nutrients and water in her normally.
Inspired: doing it regardless because you love her and want to support her, and letting her know she's not a drain on you or society, because it's society what needs to change, not her.