Me looking at birdsite, sees a post of someone showing off their cacti and various other similar plants: "oh wow that's cool."
Brain: "S U C C ulents"
Fingers: "Roger that" *go to start typing*
Me: "...!? BELAY THAT ORDER. JFC BRAIN, WHAT THE HELL!?"
Fingers: "Roger that!" *deletes post*
Brain: "CURSES!"
Me: *does the "I'm fuckin' watchin you bucko" guesture at my own brain*
Brain: *flips me off*