i wanna play an rpg where i get to play as akobold in a party of kobolds i want a cute kobold adventure where we're good kobolds
@LANthus uafhasfhas SO CUTE
also i wanna play the genius inventor kobold who makes sunshades for all her kobold friends so they can function in the daylight even solo so they get SUPER BONUSED when they are together. Crack Kobold Super Squad. Saving the Day. With Superior Tactics.
@LANthus (except she invented a strange device that lets her see into other realms and realities by accident and she saw some tokusatsu and sentai shows and now she's convinced that to get the true power out of her friends she and everyone in the party have to wear sentai show style uniforms and gadgets and do team poses and transformation sequences to properly fight evil and injustice. she's totally working on a big mecha too)
@Nine those big mecha better be like, big for kobold sized. like I wanna see a zord but its like human sized
@LANthus you expected anything less?? Of course it's human sized zord :O
@LANthus (but they also deploy what appear to be cardboard buildings for the 'set' because the kobold inventor thought those were the power sources for the mech and as such they are, so technically it's a mech fight in a city but not really)
@Nine KOBOLD FACTS: Kobold's in D&D can't see worth squat in the daylight because of their light sensitivity, to counteract this their usual "pack" based buffs give them the numbers back even when they're with other kobolds. this however gives the image of a party of kobolds, all blindly stumbling along together magically succeeding at things