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Detroit Become Human 

What the fuck is this economy!? Androids cost 9 grand, a 30 minute session with a gynoid is 30$, and a large fry is 8$?

Detroit Become Human 

Of course you have sex worker robots fighting in a club. Cuz David Cage only knows how to make things that he jerks off to. Also Hank seems concerned they get thrown away when they break. Like I thought he didn't care about androids?

Detroit Become Human 

This heartful plee from a robot wanting to run away with her girlfriend is extremely underminded by them both being in their neon underwear.

Detroit Become Human 

Apparently see of the dialogue between Connor and Hank was partially ad-libbed. Makes sense that they now sound somewhat engaging in the later scenes. The actors had to plead with Cage to keep it too.

Detroit Become Human, racism 

Read this article on DBH
io9.gizmodo.com/the-casual-inh
They brought up how Luther is a huge black stereotype and the whole issue with the fact that he is defined by a white person's actions. Also something weird is that Kara is very fearful of Luther which is a major problem in terms of writing. Its racist but also how does she have the culturally learned phobia? Her memory only goes back a few days how did she develop this phobia?

Detroit Become Human 

I've been spoiled on a thing that's revealed later in the game that I'm still trying to parse of how bad of writing it is. Probably won't be able to mention it tonight but boy howdy just you wait! Its pretty bad! All throughout the game there's reports of Russia and the US fighting in the North Pole and oh boy what they're fighting for is actually relevant to the story! Question is will they actually reveal it in the main game or just in a magazine left somewhere?

Detroit Become Human 

God more of those lcd screen magazine things. In an abandoned amusement park no less! Years this things been sitting in the weather and somehow still has a charge! Also the LPers are thinking Alice, the child, is an android which yup I called that day one and I know its gunna be true cuz Cage is a hack.

Detroit Become Human 

These robots have no concrete wants. They all want to be "free" but don't talk about what it means to them. Luther wants to know what "being free" feels like but idk what that even means.

Detroit Become Human 

Oh geez there's a hivemind robot at the abandoned amusement park. A horde of robots, named Jerry, just busted in like a bunch of zombies. Like so much tension was built up and they were all "oh don't worry we're cool." Well guess there was nothing to worry about after all game! Jerry seems happy at least to entertain Alice.

Detroit Become Human 

OK so it feels like the foil between Hank and Connor should be that Hank is insecure about his decisions and play off Connor's growing free will. Hank confronts Connor about letting the android girlfriends go, which he feels conflicted about, but nothing comes of it. Also he felt unsettled by his inability to catch another android. "I was not programmed to fail." God this is so frustrating, the game is steering hard away from any interest.

Detroit Become Human 

God they show a human berating an android for dropping something cuz that's what oppression is am I right? Gotta present that sanitized version of what oppression looks like cuz ya know don't wanna be a downer but still wanna say BIG things.

Detroit Become Human 

"If we want freedom, we need to have the courage to ask for it." says Marcus. That right there. That's the problem. David Cage has no idea how oppression or the fight for civil rights works at all. To him its just a polite question. "Please sir, we'd like some civil liberties." What a fucking asshole. Borrows Black history and struggle for his wank story and so people will say what a big brain he has. Fucking repulsive.

Detroit Become Human 

All these androids just mope along wondering what to do until luckily robot jesus came along to tell them "hey, how about we do something?" and they're all "oh yeah! Doing stuff!" Like god dammit Cage read a fucking history book!

Detroit Become Human 

Marcus talking to the giant roomba "hello robot friend! It is time for us to revolt!" Ok the LPers said that not the game but damn it was funny.

Detroit Become Human 

Just listening to the commentators bitch about office work at this point cuz they're just lost. OK I mentioned before how Marcus has like the touch? What the fuck is that? The robots don't just naturally get free will its like a computer virus? Or is it mind control? Cuz he's done the touch multiple times and requested androids give him something. Oh god it is mind control isn't it. There's gunna be a big hoopla about this later I bet.

Detroit Become Human 

Markus getting all bent outta shape that one of his friends knocked someone out with a head blow when not two episodes ago he stabbed a guy in cold blood.

Detroit Become Human 

Markus is going to hijack the airwaves to send a message and removes his skin to disguise himself? Like there's literally thousands like you. Some of them are probably in the broadcast tower.

Detroit Become Human 

Crash test dummy Markus gave a really rousing speech that will surely change everyone's mind and end all bigotry. *jack off motion* Also lol he wants a country just for the androids wtf. What a limp nothing speech. "Please humans, can we have rights?"

Detroit Become Human 

The public opinion meter was negative for this playthrough which I bet you can get positive by making sure there were no casualties and made the most reasonable demands. Which like as we seen in recent history no matter how peaceful an oppressed group reacts they will always be viewed as unreasonable.

Detroit Become Human 

The investigation scene rn packs no punch cuz you the player had minutes ago played the crime yourself. Its Indigo Prophecy all over.

Detroit Become Human 

I just burst out laughing. Connor is trying to find out if one of the androids is "deviant" (fuck I hate saying that) and one of them just started doing nervous eye darting. Damn just had to spell it out for the player. God I hope I didn't wake my brother.

Detroit Become Human 

Connor got owned, accidentally revealed how to easily disable any robot to another and instantly got owned. Also robots can die from gunshots? They don't got metal skulls? Like why would the robobrain be in the head anyway? Its been implied you can only access memories from active bots. Why? How do these things work?

Detroit Become Human 

What? Apparently this is based on a short story called Kara? Was that story as boring and exploitative as Kara's is in the game?

Detroit Become Human 

Kara has met up with a black woman named Rose to get some help. She asks why Rose would help them. Rose's response is "my people were often made to feel worthless." Just to hammer home the "allegory" with the civil rights movement.

Detroit Become Human 

Rose offers to keep everyone in her home since things are tense since Markus' stunt. But nope, Kara is all "gotta go!" Is this how Cage sees the world? You have an idea of what to do and just do it? No outside forces or just plain barriers to your needs? Just do the thing and you'll get what you want! Says Cage.

Detroit Become Human 

An android has died. Does anyone have anything to say? Would be a good time to maybe think about the nature of death. Talk about ya know the pain of losing someone. Maybe think about the after life. Oh nope just gunna walk away. K.

Detroit Become Human 

Secret police blah blah blah fuck you Cage.

Detroit Become Human 

Ahhhh its so sad Luther died in a really obvious way. He didn't even get to tell Kara that thing about Alice. Like how she's an android I bet or that she's secretly a robo bomb or something.

Detroit Become Human 

"Violence is never the answer" says Markus who has murdered multiple people.

Detroit Become Human 

Padddddddiiiinnnnnnnnggggg! This game has so much damn paddddddddiiiiiiing!

Detroit Become Human 

Whoooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeee see Markus is teaching the other androids to "open their eyes!" Cage believes slavery is a choice and you just have to be told your lot in life is wrong and then the revolt begins.

Detroit Become Human 

They're going for the violent protest route which I'm sure Cage handles with all the grace of "uhhhh violence is baad mkay"

Detroit Become Human 

Lol they have cyber molotov cocktails. Are those manufactured? Like what the fuck?

Detroit Become Human 

They're trying to portray Markus as conflicted over his decisions but really he comes off as flip flopping.

Detroit Become Human 

You can choose to kill or spare some cops orrrrrr don't decide and give the choice to the others. Not gunna take responsibility after leading everyone to violence like that somehow absolves Markus.

Detroit Become Human 

"He created the first robot to pass the Turing Test." I mean its not a real test. Not like the SATs its just "can a robot fool enough people to think its human?"

Detroit Become Human 

Kamski, the creator of the robots, is introduced swimming in wine with gynoids that are all the same. Fetishizes them and abuses them. Not the best look Cage. Also they invented their own Turing test they named after themselves. Whatever.

Detroit Become Human 

Decided to check out a video that shows all the choices with Kamski and ofc there really is no difference with the choices. The major ones diverge but the rest are just different line reads. Even then the differences are minimal.

Detroit Become Human 

Pulling from civil rights movement again with a big ol robot march. OH MY GOD straight up taking from the Black Lives Matter movement too. Fucking hell.

Detroit Become Human 

@fillertrack David Cage has the subtlety of a rhino covered in boomboxes playing "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit charging around a china shop while a party of brightly dressed clowns simultaneously narrate the proceedings through megaphones outside the shop.

He's not so much "on the nose" as "in the face. with a sledgehammer".

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