Replacing the announcer from games like unreal tournament and quake with a calm voice that tells me things like "you're valid!' and "you're living your best life, honey"

@modernmodron *executes a skillful rocketjump to gain height on an opponent then frags them and three nearby friends at once*
Announcer: "Nicely done, friend. You're doing great there."
*gets fragged in turn because they didn't check their corners*
Announcer: "Hey it's okay, you'll get it next time."

@modernmodron There needs to be like a Mr Rodgers style announcer voice pack for games like this tbh and they need to be enforced because imagine what good it would do to the gaming community to just... relax and not take everything so seriously and have to feel spiteful or angry at people? Imagine if they could just connect with other people and realise that you don't have to be mean and shitty to others to blow off steam, even in a violent game?

@modernmodron (also hearing "Sorry, I guess they weren't a very good Neighbour. It's okay though. Let's wish them happiness on their path" when a cheater or abusive person gets banned from a server would be pretty great)

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