subjective butt terminology spectrum 

there isnt a sexy way of saying 'butt' really. 'bum' is unsexy, and both 'ass' and 'butt' are both just kinda neutral, there isnt a hot word you can use as an alternative!!!!! all the unusual ones are even worse, like 'rump'. im at a loss here

subjective butt terminology spectrum 

@jk "HNNNGG BUTT"
"what...?"
"YOUR BUTT. YES."
"...I don't-"
"BUTT. YOURS. I LIKE."
"...w-what... are you... trying to seduce me?? somehow???"
"GIMME YOUR BUTT"
"h-help!?"

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