@kibi hotter take: this is why the song goes "let the bodies hit the floor" because they're begging the programmers to fix the ragdoll physics.
@kibi "1: nothing's wrong with me. 2: nothing's wrong with me" etc. It's responding to the bug reports about flying ragdoll bodies. The programmers refuse to call this blatant feature a "bug"
@Nine but the secret that the programmers all know is that having accurate ragdoll physics actually makes the user experience worse