in the car whilst Miq and @Salith discuss Sal's Sylvaneth army that they're making and I can't help myself

"question"
"yes?"
"If Salith's making a Sylvaneth army with tree monsters and dryads and stuff..."
"...?"
"Does that make them Branch Manager? :3 "

there was a tangible pause. I believe the words "I WILL kill you" were uttered in my direction. I'm still pretty proud of it tbh. totally worth it.