oh right that reminds me so I was at Warhammer World playing Age of Sigmar today and got into a discussion about a piece of scenery (clearly a wizard's tower) with our friend @Salith and

it was this one: battlereporter.blogspot.com/20

here's the thing about wizards towers. they all tend to look a bit like this. and like

clearly the wizard must have built it themselves because there is NO consideration for structural safety, OCCUPATIONAL health and safety OR sound construction.

you can't see it from that picture but that walkway is not supported except by beams that go into the small astronomy tower thing on the precarious rock spire.

there are two doors on it you can't see. One that is on the walkway that goes to the top floor(?) around the back, but still has some walkway leading nowhere (you can see the end of that walkway), and a door BENEATH that walkway that leads NOWHERE. except a huge drop.

...WHAT.

I mean clearly the wizard must have built it themselves because no architect or builder in their right mind would have signed off on this structure for any reason whatsoever unless they were A) under some kind of heavy mind-altering influence, B) wanting to get fired and/or C) cause genuine harm to people using the structure.

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