oh shit re: the mario brothers' absolutely ridiculous theoretical bank balances what with the castle mario apparently has as of SML2 (thanks everyone!) and Luigi's very much NOT haunted mansion he has as well and just...
I just eralised
they literally can just organise and be part of huge massive sports tournaments like football and tennis and karting and golf and BOARD GAMES!? any time they like just at a fuckin' whim
like
holy hell.
somethin' is messed up here.
@Nine The whole "rivalry" is just a show they put on for the kids like Bowser Jr. when Mario babysits him :3
That's why he "gets" the Goombas by stepping on them X3
#Fanon XD
:D