big mood
that you drink
like a smoothie
@kelly gonna make a line of drinks called "mood", then bring out a bigger bottle version calling it "big mood"
then 2l bottles
"HUGE Mood"
can make a six pack of cans or something and call it "mood board"
@Nine "That's a Mood™!"
@kelly *cocacola jingle*
na na na na na
always super huge mood o/'
@Nine The Choice Of The Mood Generation
@kelly releasing a sugar free variant calling it diet mood
then RE-releasing the sugar free variant with a different sweetner and calling it mood MAX
@Nine THE NEW CRYSTAL MOOD IS BULLSHIT IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CAFFEINATED THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT
@kelly Same CLEAR was a cynical "sacrificial lamb" to destroy the popularity of Crystal Mood; it was designed to fail to tarnish the growing popularity of Mood's drinks so that Same could still compete.
@kelly (that's actually only half a joke, turns out that Tab Clear literally was designed to sabotage Pepsi Co's Pepsi Crystal by making people think it was a Diet Drink by association with Tab Clear being a diet drink. it's fucking wild)
@kelly history is sadly written by the victors
and the only victor in that war was capitalism :<
@Nine I was radicalized the day they discontinued Crystal Pepsi.
I typed this as a joke but I'm now haunted by the sense that if I thought about this more I might realize there is some truth to it oh dear
@kelly I was quite literally never able to try crystal pepsi. I'm not even sure it released in the UK. We had Tab Clear and I tried that and I liked it a lot. I thought it was amazing stuff. It was like the one diet drink at the time I really enjoyed but I never saw pepsi crystal at all that I remember. We still don't even have vanilla pepsi here either! We only recently got Cherry Pepsi Max which is a crime in and of itself.
I genuinely feel a bit robbed of an entire experience by coca cola
@Nine you got Pepsi Blue tho right??
@kelly not that I'm aware of no :( I only got to taste it when I went to the US briefly I think
I loved it, but yeah I don't ever remember it being here in the UK, or at least where I lived.
@Nine you loved it--!! all this time... I thought... I thought I was the only one...
okay how is there not a smiling with a single teardrop emoji
@Nine I hope they teach the Cola Wars in school... our sacrifices must not be forgotten