So I got all the way mostly through my meditation, and then this arsehole decides I've had enough time to meditate and Welp.
Straight up on my lap and cuddling and purring. At least it's relaxing too.
(the alt texts are jokes on those, sorry. What they actually are, are an out of focus picture of myself with a long black and white furry shape on my lap as I sit cross-legged in the nook that my bed is in, on my bed... The second picture is from a more "first person" point of view, down at my black and white cat still on my lap who is looking up at me adoringly.)
