just finished mowing the lawn.

lawn mowers are just a vacuum cleaner but for gardens

noisy and surprisingly hard work to use but somehow kinda meditative and relaxing experiences.

i mean providing they're cordless.

you insert electrical wiires into any of those two things and welp it's kinda stressful with wires dangling everywhere getting in the way tangling around you and you end up having to explain why you're in a tangled ball screaming obscenities and biting a household appliance.