keyboard: "Hey I have macro features!"
me: "oh wow that'd make some things really useful! How?"
keyboard: "lol i dunno check manual"
me: "oh okay I'll just look up the manual on the website and-"
website: "lol no we don't sell this keyboard any more"
me: "...fuck, okay, time to dig out the physical manual"
manual: *KNOWLEDGE*
me: "yay! Let's try this!"
keyboard: "macro recorded :) "
me: "aaand test"
keyboard: *does nothing* :)
me: "...what"
keyboard: :)
me: "WHY!?"
keyboard: :)