@codl psh that's an easy one

step 1: look at swords
step 2: do so until you see one and go "oh fuck that's cool"
step 3: that's it. that's a sword that's right for you.

FAQ: Q: "wait this sword is ridiculous and impractical and way too big for me there's no way I could wield it"
A: Not with that attitude

Q: "What if I like multiple swords?"
A: What part of "That's a sword that's right for you" implied single sword ownership?

Q: "but I like axes"
A: axes are just spicy swords. s/sword/axe