religion, holidays 

why we still celebrating the birthday of some guy who died almost 2000 years ago and *allegedly* walked on wine or something

goofin on jesus 

do you think jesus had like the midas touch but for turning liquids into wine

like he just wants to have a bath but ahhh gdi the bath is now wine

goofin on jesus 

do you think jesus is allowed to say god damn it

goofin on jesus 

@codl what if god stubs their toe. do they say "me dammit"?

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