@Kaffe@chitter.xyz @pupy@chitter.xyz ughg i know right and the windows 10 version that's like a fuckin' parody of minecraft like something you'd expect to see in a "LOL WHAT IF UBISOFT/ACTIVISION OWNED MINECRAFT LOLOLOLO CHECK OUT THESE MICROTRANSACTIONS HAHAHA" video
@Kaffe@chitter.xyz @pupy@chitter.xyz microsoft: "Hey we own Mojang and Minecraft now"
Users: "oh god no"
MS: "But here's a new version of Minecraft that ISN'T using JAVA! :D "
Users: "OH GOD YES!"
MS: "But mods won't work for it."
Users: "WHAT THE FUCK NO!?"
MS: "But it's okay because we'll add microtransactions and expansion packs you can pay for!"
USers: "uh... wait,. what? no, no that's still bad. that's WORSE in fact. Why are you-"
MS: "PAY REAL MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR SKIN!"
users: "Fuck this shit I'm out o/'"