link just wandering around a town and accidentally smacks a cucco with a sword.
suddenly it cuts to a cutscene.
@jk pops out of a door with a menacing expression, holding up an enraged cucco.
josef begins to speak. Each word punctuated by a simultaneous angry cluck from the bird.
"Look... At... My..."
there is a terrible pause. an eternity seems to stretch before Link as he gazes into the omen of his doom.
"CLUCKERS"
the flock descends. there is no escape.
Mercy has Flown the Coop.
@jk @theoutrider @envgen Windwaker if I recall came out to people mostly going "UUUGH WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO LINK HE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON UGH THIS IS FOR BABIES I HATE THIS FUCK YOU NINTY AAUGUHGHHH" but then like a few months down the line and practically every one of those fuckers was singing the game's praises completely omitting the fact they were screaming about how it was "too kiddy" before. By all accounts WW is one of the finest Zelda games there is.