link just wandering around a town and accidentally smacks a cucco with a sword.

suddenly it cuts to a cutscene.

@jk pops out of a door with a menacing expression, holding up an enraged cucco.

josef begins to speak. Each word punctuated by a simultaneous angry cluck from the bird.
"Look... At... My..."

there is a terrible pause. an eternity seems to stretch before Link as he gazes into the omen of his doom.

"CLUCKERS"

the flock descends. there is no escape.

Mercy has Flown the Coop.

@Nine @jk so when is someone gonna draw windwaker josef

@Nine @jk behind the toot: i had to google 'link game cartoon' cos ive never played a link game and didnt know which one it was

@envgen @Nine @jk you should legit play Wind Waker sometime because it's fuckin rad

@theoutrider @Nine @jk but i dont have the gumecube

@envgen @Nine @jk if you have a reasonably recent PC (<10 years, say) the jemscube emulates v well these days

@theoutrider @Nine @jk cant believe im gonna have to buy an actual game controller and Do More Streams

@theoutrider @Nine @jk *30 seconds of googling* HOW much!!

@theoutrider @Nine @jk *30 further seconds of ebaying* yeah i could straight up get a gamecube for not much more than this