Zelda BOTW: "Here is a trial in which you enter a big forest with ruins in it in the attempt to find your way to the hidden shrine where SURPRISE you have to fight a huge cyclopian ogre in PITCH BLACK DARKNESS. Good luck."
Me: "lol ok mate" *decides to give it a shot, takes a wrong turn in the dark, runs headfirst into a huge swarm of monster bats, panics, uses Revali's Gale to leap high into the air and glide away... lands right next to the boss monster* "... uh..."
Zelda: "...fairnuff."