I am usually pretty easygoing about most things, but when people claim the story of Crystalis/God Slayer is about magicians creating magic swords to stop an evil emperor, and NOT the story of a cryogenically frozen scientist roaming a mutated wasteland to evaluate whether or not to toggle the killswitch in the floating tower above the Earth, I get really cranky.

I mean the GBC port gives that first, more boring, answer, but Crystalis is huffing Nausicaa vapors HARD so it's kinda...meh.