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Doing the EX Champions Ballad quests and after doing Urbosa's trials first, I decided to leave Revali to the last because he's aggravating and his boss will be the easiest.
You also get memories of each at the end.
Turns out Revali always was, is, and apparently always WILL be a champion level insufferable prick.
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Like oh my god you arsehole just fucking stop putting a front up all the time, fucking chill.
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Anyway Revali is the worst Rito and they should have picked someone less of an arsehole instead of him because he literally got himself killed because he got over confident. And I think Ganon was like "jeez this schmuck isn't even worth a real try. I'll make his foe really easy to beat so I can focus more power on the actual badasses like Urbosa and Daruk, ... And also Mipha. She's kinda scary badass."
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@Nine omg this is legit canon now
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@zac
Mipha: could you tell me who the other chosen Champions are?
Zelda: Gerudo Spirit, Urbosa. Goron Diligence, Daruk. Rito... Uh... ... Rito....
...
Mipha: ...?
Zelda: *grimacing* ... I wanna say... "Confidence"??
Mipha: oh god it's Revali isn't it
Zelda: yeaaaahh... I'm sorry...
Mipha: *siiiiigh* well this is a bust. We're screwed-
Zelda: Link is the Hylian champion
Mipha: I'M IN
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@Nine mipha just fucking. knocks Zelda over with excitement "LET ME JOIN"
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@zac
The thirst is real for that girl. She hungers for the Link.
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@Nine gotta get that link dink if you know what im sayin 
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@zac
Honestly Mipha is just so pure and good and sweet and kind and I love her and link is a fool if they aren't into her because oh my god.
But I do gotta say, Sidon grows up to be a real looker holy crap <3
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@Nine hard agree. Mipha is so good.
Also.....I love all rito. They're so good and cute ;~;
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@zac
Very yes. Except Revali. Who is trash bird and keeps apparently refusing to even be slightly relatable or endearing
Except when he's getting dunked on.
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@Nine Revali, the Yamcha of Zelda
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@Farlow
Holy shit that's a deep burn. I'm almost not sure he deserves THAT kind of treatment....
But only almost
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Tl;Dr: Revali is a scrub for eternity