dizzy 
Can you imagine what it was like discovering salt?
"hey why's that deer licking that rock? Silly animals."
'I'm gonna try it to.'
"what."
'im gonna go over there and lick that rock with the deer.'
@Vann "no dude what the fuck why would you do that"
"YOU GOTTA FUCKIN TRY THIS IT'S AMAZING"
"fucksake I am NOT licking a goddamn rock what if it makes you sick!?"
"damn right I'm sick. WICKED sick! This rock tastes AMAZING"
"You're a fuckin' weirdo dude."
followed by
"soo... how's your food? :3"
"..."
":3"
"...you put that fucking rock in it didn't you"
"JUST FUCKING TRY IT GOD DAMMIT, STOP BEING SO SCARED OF A FRIGGIN ROCK"
