Me: "Oh boy it's time to be productive on this work document I'm gonna get paid for :D "
Brain: "We understand that you have come tonight to bear witness, to the sound, of executive dysfunction. We regret to inform you that this is not the case, and instead we are pleased to announce, the amazing recreation, of a fully. functioning. mind. Prepare. To hold. Your. Breath."
Me: *posting on mastodon instead* "...wait what??"
Brain: "Fuck it. I lied. It's executive dysfunction. Whatcha gonna do."