@revenant
Oh
I get it
Huge Mario.
Because of "Huge Nintendo report"
@revenant
Just a giant, hyper, inflated Mario.
E3 rolls around, people pay for tickets, enter the venue.
Giant Mario rolls into the venue with a cheery "wahHOO!" In an otherwise deafening, shocked silence. As Mario rolls off stage, an echoing "it's-a MEEeeee!" Is heard, fading away.
Everyone is ushered out by enthusiastic attendants thanking them for attending E3. None of the visitors say anything. There are no words.