Me last night: Welp, gotta get up early tomorrow morning so I'm gonna settle down at like 9pm and make sure I'm tucked in bed so I'll more easily fall asleep.
Brain: sure :)
Me: cool.
*Midnight rolls around*
Me: *trying to sleep unsuccessfully for hours now*
Brain: lololololololololol
The short version of this is that I eventually dropped off to sleep at about 3am I think...
And got woken up at 6:45
So I'm at work until 7pm
Ask me anything because the answer will be an extremely tired noise of complaint