thinking about how many less users mastodon would have it it was called mastopony and was heavily MLP themed

welcome to mastopony - the fediverse server that's 20% cooler than the rest

it's so simple that anypony can use it (even derpy hooves!) just trot on down to your favourite instance and sign up! let twilight sparkles guide you through the interactive tour and you'll be ready to go in two shakes of a pony's tail!

welcome, wizards, witches, and muggles alike, to postalliarmus, the only harry potter themed instance software!

- send enchanted photos that move!
- connect with your friends using other software - it's magical!
- slytherins playing up again? take advantage of the powerful moderation features to banish then to azkaban.social
- use the "relay" button to have your trusty owl relay a post to all your friends!
- start in grade one and level up by posting and getting hexes and relays, learning more powerful spells as you go, such as enchanting posts to have longer character limits!
- use the built in news page to read all about upcoming conventions, noteworthy tweets, and new books from rowling!

so what are you waiting for? you're a poster, harry!

you are a SOCIAL NETWORK USER. you're tired of ADS and CENTRALISED SERVERS, so you grab your ARMS and sign up to SBURBIDON, the first FEDERATED HOMESTUCK SOFTWARE.

>> You: Read more.

- sburbidon allows you to use video, text, and image sylladexes to post all sorts of interesting new content! you can use the lathe to combine posts with unexpected effects, or just post your own content.
- we warned you about those trolls, bro! we told you dog! are trolls (and we don't mean the species) getting you down? did you see something that made you go BLUH!? use the BANHAMMERKIND STRIFE SYLLADEX to get rid of them and collect grist! remember, though: bans only work if they're JUST or HEROIC.
- you can also collect grist by posting and getting boosts and faves!
- purchase boondollars to rocket your posts to the top!
- choose your classpect, species, and hemospectrum info to gain unique posting powers! (you can even set these to private to avoid hemophobes!)
- built-in support for your quirks! even you, doc scratch!
- there are multiple instances, from LAND OF DEFAULT AND DOT SOCIAL to LAND OF RADICAL AND TOWN and even LAND OF BOFA AND LOL!
- use pesterchum (or trollian) to chat with friends!

so grab your apple juice (?) and log on in! its R--E--ELY FUN!

oh jeez, rick! y-y-y-you got banned from twitter again? why not try PLUMBUSDON?

- create an account as a rick or a morty, or even a summer, jerry, beth, or meseeks! with hilarious defaults like cowboy morty or the classic pickle rick, you can't go wrong! (mr. poopy butthole coming soon!)
- rick and morty forever a hundred years! even if one universe goes down, the rest of them will still be there! you can even use interdimensional cable to view posts from other universes!
- a-a-a-automatically add stutter or *BUURP*s to your messages!
- have you been banned? you can try "getting schwifty" to see if the council of rick admins will unban you!

let's get riggedy-riggedy-wreeeecked! squanch an account today!

okay i really need to stop this

by far the worst thing about this thread is that there are people saying some of these are good ideas