housemate just burst into my room
him: JAMES!!
me: ..yeah?
him: its not funny
me: excuse me
him: james im not KIDDING
me: ...?
he looks very worried. he hands me this torn piece of a card
him: please tell me you did it
me: ...
him: i just opened the cutlery drawer and this was on top
me: i got a spoon out the drawer ten minutes ago and there was nothing..?
him: SO DID I
it's 10 o'clock at night. nobody else is in the flat. the door is locked. the windows are closed. we are fuckin TERRIFIED
@envgen my guess is, esp. given the stains, it was stuck to the bottom of the drawer above or the cabinet inside and just happened to finally come loose?
@theoutrider weve been here six months and there wasnt a family living here before us so it would have been there a minimum of 18 months. why is it torn in half? if the text is on the 'wrong' side, then what was on the other side? poo chunk
@envgen @theoutrider okay also I'm like... 90% sure this must have been like...stuck to the top of the drawer on the inside of the cutlery drawer somehow, or wedged in at the back, and it's worked itself loose over time, until it just... plopped into teh draw just now I guess??
@theoutrider @envgen @Nine that's my thought
@sara @theoutrider @Nine nah its gotta be ghosts
@Nine @envgen @theoutrider I had to fav this just out of appreciation for the phrasing "plopped into the drawer" XD
@envgen @theoutrider I mean this is just the most logical non-supernatural answer. but it's the only one I can think of
but what's weirding me out the most is the use of "your" instead of "you're". hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh