@apow@snouts.online "EVERY brand?" "EVERY brand. yes. They specifically sought out every brand, and got their ass stuck in it."
"But... but there are MORE brands now! how does-"
"EVERY. BRAND."
"WHAT!? HOW!? They've been dead for decades!!"
"nobody knows... but... somehow... we keep finding instances of their ass, perfectly preserved, stuck in dishwashers... We can't even capture their ass. It just... vanishes once found..."