Aaand my brain is having a silly time trying to work out a BASIC shitpost. Something about DEF FN GOODSUB, GOSUB, and RETURN strings...
@TMWReviews
10 let newattempt = 1
20 if pooptoot$ = good then goto 50
30 let pooptoot$ = pooptoot$ + newattempt
40 next newattempt
50 print pooptoot$
@Nine 'sok, I saved it with a lateral move to another language. As you do. XP
@TMWReviews everything can be saved by moving away from BASIC :)
@TMWReviews except Gorillaz.bas
@Nine 'sok, I'm sure Gorillaz.bas is a thing too. It's a dancing Noodle created by replacing your entire ASCII set. XD
@TMWReviews ...uh... I meant gorillas.bas but my finger automatically typed gorillaz.