Kami: PET ME :D
Me: aaaa kitty i love you come get some snuggles :D :D :D
purring and petting ensues
Kami: okidoki i'm done now thank you! <3
Me: I love you too kitty.
Kami: I left you a gift tho! :D
Me: ... *looks down at hoodie which was black, and is now UTTERLY COVERED IN FUR* ... ffffff