i'm a bard, my weapon is a sampler which i use to play my enemies' voices back to them to spite them. it's called vicious mockery.

@tom
BBEG: "You pathetic heroes will FALL today! All my plans have gone right, and you are too late to stop ANY of them!"
Bard: *autotunes the heck out of the bbeg's monologue and plays it back* "YoU pAtHeTiC hErOeS~"
BBEG: *between choked sobs* "S-stop it! That's mean!"
Bard: *grinning as they cue up the autotuner again*

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!