looking up tutorials and advice in MH:W. none of this is meshing with my strategy of "bop the squishy parts with my big hammer until it dies"

NPC: Fiver, we need you to capture this monster...
me: kill it, got it.
NPC: nonviolently...
me: break every single part on it, yeah.
NPC: ...for research.
me: beat it to a pulp?
NPC: ...alive
me:Spin2Win?

my hunter holding out her huge hammer in confusion looking for the "don't kill it to death" setting" on it

@LANthus "Alright hunters, the monster will be coming through here, the tracker flies are getting antsy. Everyone ready? Traps set??"
"Aye!"
"All set up over here!"
"Ready with the sleep bombs!"
*ROAARRRR***
"HERE IT IS!!... w-wait, where's Lan!?"
*Smash Bros hammer jingle getting rapidly louder as Lan's hunter charges in for the kill, hammer swinging wildly*
"LAN NO"
"LAN YES!!!"

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