aw dangit i just realised I missed a primo opportunity when I quit work
I coulda come in like, really under the weather, and when my manager asked me what was up, I could have said "buddy, I'm ... real sick...."
"Oh jeez, are you gonna be o-"
"SICK OF THIS JOOOOOOB LATERS LOOOOL" and run outt he door flipping the bird the whole way.
...
that would however be wildly irresponsible. and i mean, i dun' dislike my managers from there or the workers. It's not their fault the job's shit.