I don't care who you are; if an entire flock of well-organized geese comes straight at you, either you run away or you're going to get hurt.
You are not immune to a proper gander.
@Balina okay jokes aside i am convinced the reason geese are so ornery is because they remember they used to be fuckoff giant dinosaurs in their ancestry
@Nine Perhaps the only time I'll ever truly believe someone when they say they were born in the wrong decade. "If I had been born another hundred million years ago, I could have been *incredible*" is an extremely strong feeling.
@Balina be the giant megafauna with huge teeth you want to see in the world
@Nine I strongly recommend this course of action!