AU where Dracula and Richter actually just hang out and chill and Dracula constantly despairs of Richter being a dingus but puts up with him because like, shit, he's good fun, and Richter cannot take a single thing seriously but he's actually super supportive.
also Alucard is there and Richter is like "Uncle Richter" and Richter is of course a terrible influence on the young Alucard.
Also probably this is an AU where Alucard has an actual name as opposed to his dad's name backwards.
@Nine Alucard does have an actual name, he took the name Alucard to symbolize his opposition to his dad (which is a really edgy-teenager sort of move)
his actual name is Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes
@Felthry Wait his midle name is Fahrenheit???
:O
@Nine @noiob we have a strong aversion to any music that has lyrics for a number of reasons