@noelle "haha nice t-shirt"
"...??... fuckin'... why are you... *looks at t-shirt* oh, fuck, sorry, one sec, there's a small typo on this t-shirt, lemmie just fix that real quick." *uses a sharpie to block out everything but "DON'T TALK TO ME" on it* "There you go"
"Uh..."
"a-a-ahhh, read the shirt."