@Nine I'm guessing you don't have an air conditioner
are you aware of the cheap ice-cooler AC standin thing that you can make for like less than $50? I can walk you through making one if you want
@Felthry the UK only knows of air conditioning in so far as only big businesses have it for their offices, and maybe shops occasionally do (if it even works at all). home aircon is basically "home whatnow?"
Hell I didn't even know aircon EXISTED for homes until I visited california years back.
@Felthry Miq's mum theoretically knows someone who can fit an aircon unit up in this attic, but... it's finding the guy's number. They apparently owe us an aircon unit for a trade she did a few years back. No idea where the number is though :/