Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right at me?
@MochiWaifu I can't pet your head if I don't get closer.
@Nine Oh really... then get as close as you need to. *jojo face*
@MochiWaifu *MENACING kanji floating in the background from a low angle shot behind you with dramatic music as HEADPETTING ENSUES*
@MochiWaifu *STAND appears and pets all the wagging tails!*
@Nine *wags in hyper speed with sound effect text appearing left and right*