egg time, genitals, mutilation, dank memes
@V holy shit same. though mine was with "Hand in your man card!" and I was constantly like "well fuck if you FIND them all you can goddamn HAVE them I didn't even ask for them and I didn't even know I HAD so many of the fucking awful things."
... I wish I had snagged one of those daft "Man Card" gift cards from Asda before I quit. It would have been great to have it in my wallet and then next time someone pulled that, just happily hand it over.